[Fic] A Fenrir Cautionary Tale
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teakayTitle: A Fenrir Cautionary Tale
Fandom: Old World of Darkness (Werewolf: the Apocalypse)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: One Garou take on human-told Norse mythology.
Word Count: ~400
Notes and Warnings: Contains values dissonance and mythological mpreg. I did not invent the term "octohorse."
"Sadly, much was lost between what little of the truth the humans heard and what they wound up telling their children. [...] For one, they held that Loki, who was some sort of sorcerer or the like, birthed Great Fenris. Ha! As if his Mother Gaia would have lain with such a snake!" – Krister Voice-of-Alfar, Tribebook: Get of Fenris (Revised Edition)
As told by Shawn Laukkanen, deed-named Glad-Of-War, fostern Get of Fenris Galliard, with commentary by packmate Anna Télessy, fostern Silver Fang Ragabash.
"So once, long before the binding of Great Fenris, there was a Ragabash called Loki Sky-Walker –"
"Hee."
"– which was one of the nicer names for him, and he was the biggest Ragabash there ever was. He was such a big Ragabash he kept going over the line and then making up for it before he could get strung up. Eventually it didn't work anymore when he really went over the line, but that was eventually.
"Before then, his favorite hobby was poking at the laws of the tribe and the Nation, looking for loopholes he could dick around with. Eventually he got around to the Litany. He read 'Garou shall not mate with Garou,' and he thought, 'well, the word is mate, isn't it? Doing things that'll make babies? That means I can screw all the other Garou I want, as long as they're guys! Sweet!' Because back then people could already tell that when a guy and a girl got hot and heavy when they shouldn't have, even if they thought they were being careful, they still tended to end up with a baby metis and a lot of explaining to do."
"They hadn't invented blowjobs?"
"Anyway, then Loki went on a spree of the Garou guys that turned him on and he could talk into it. Which was more than you'd think, because he was famous for the tricks he could pull with his tongue."
"I see what you did there."
"But what he didn't count on was just what Gaia and her servants could come up with when it came to smartasses.
"And then Loki was pregnant."
"Ha!"
"The end. Thank you, thank you."
"... so, are you saying Fenris is a metis?"
"Wait, what?"
"Come on, I might not be as boned up as you, Mr. Heathen, but I remember Loki was Fenris's dad. Okay, you're all the Get of Fenris, so clearly the sterility thing didn't stick, but there's always adoption... Oh my God. Skywalker! 'Feeenriiiis, I am your father!'"
"Oh. Oh, God damn. Right, Mr. Heathen should've remembered that. I think we're going to have to start over."
"At least tell me the part with the octohorse was real. I mean, was the kid so metissed he came out a horse?"
"... I'll have to look that one up."
Fandom: Old World of Darkness (Werewolf: the Apocalypse)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: One Garou take on human-told Norse mythology.
Word Count: ~400
Notes and Warnings: Contains values dissonance and mythological mpreg. I did not invent the term "octohorse."
"Sadly, much was lost between what little of the truth the humans heard and what they wound up telling their children. [...] For one, they held that Loki, who was some sort of sorcerer or the like, birthed Great Fenris. Ha! As if his Mother Gaia would have lain with such a snake!" – Krister Voice-of-Alfar, Tribebook: Get of Fenris (Revised Edition)
As told by Shawn Laukkanen, deed-named Glad-Of-War, fostern Get of Fenris Galliard, with commentary by packmate Anna Télessy, fostern Silver Fang Ragabash.
"So once, long before the binding of Great Fenris, there was a Ragabash called Loki Sky-Walker –"
"Hee."
"– which was one of the nicer names for him, and he was the biggest Ragabash there ever was. He was such a big Ragabash he kept going over the line and then making up for it before he could get strung up. Eventually it didn't work anymore when he really went over the line, but that was eventually.
"Before then, his favorite hobby was poking at the laws of the tribe and the Nation, looking for loopholes he could dick around with. Eventually he got around to the Litany. He read 'Garou shall not mate with Garou,' and he thought, 'well, the word is mate, isn't it? Doing things that'll make babies? That means I can screw all the other Garou I want, as long as they're guys! Sweet!' Because back then people could already tell that when a guy and a girl got hot and heavy when they shouldn't have, even if they thought they were being careful, they still tended to end up with a baby metis and a lot of explaining to do."
"They hadn't invented blowjobs?"
"Anyway, then Loki went on a spree of the Garou guys that turned him on and he could talk into it. Which was more than you'd think, because he was famous for the tricks he could pull with his tongue."
"I see what you did there."
"But what he didn't count on was just what Gaia and her servants could come up with when it came to smartasses.
"And then Loki was pregnant."
"Ha!"
"The end. Thank you, thank you."
"... so, are you saying Fenris is a metis?"
"Wait, what?"
"Come on, I might not be as boned up as you, Mr. Heathen, but I remember Loki was Fenris's dad. Okay, you're all the Get of Fenris, so clearly the sterility thing didn't stick, but there's always adoption... Oh my God. Skywalker! 'Feeenriiiis, I am your father!'"
"Oh. Oh, God damn. Right, Mr. Heathen should've remembered that. I think we're going to have to start over."
"At least tell me the part with the octohorse was real. I mean, was the kid so metissed he came out a horse?"
"... I'll have to look that one up."
