Terrible Werewolf Jokes
Tuesday, 15 February 2011 12:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
teakay
I was going to try to insert these into a fic for someone to tell in-character, but that doesn't look like it'll happen anytime soon, so have them in the raw.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Black Fury and a Get of Fenris?
A: A feminazi.
(Get of Fenris character: "Good thing I'm Norwegian.")
***
A Bone Gnawer finds a bottle in the gutter and opens it to find a genie who gives him three wishes. A responsible Gaian, the Bone Gnawer says, "I wish the Wyrm was defeated."
"What's the Wyrm?" asks the genie. When the Bone Gnawer's done explaining, he says "Sorry, that sounds like a cosmology-level problem. Been around for millennia. Can't be done."
"Okay, then I wish for a billion dollars."
The genie considers it for a minute. Then he says, "Tell me about this Wyrm again."
Q: What do you get when you cross a Black Fury and a Get of Fenris?
A: A feminazi.
(Get of Fenris character: "Good thing I'm Norwegian.")
***
A Bone Gnawer finds a bottle in the gutter and opens it to find a genie who gives him three wishes. A responsible Gaian, the Bone Gnawer says, "I wish the Wyrm was defeated."
"What's the Wyrm?" asks the genie. When the Bone Gnawer's done explaining, he says "Sorry, that sounds like a cosmology-level problem. Been around for millennia. Can't be done."
"Okay, then I wish for a billion dollars."
The genie considers it for a minute. Then he says, "Tell me about this Wyrm again."
