In which I kinda-sorta continue to support the Friendly Local Bookstore

Dear Wordsmiths Books,

You're kind of a klutz and you really dropped the ball on my one online purchase and if this no-special-ordering thing doesn't turn out to be very temporary I'm probably going to leave you for Amazon.com, but I still love you and your convenient location, even if you had to ditch the old post office building that was even closer to campus and thus even more suitable for assignations. Le sigh.